First Row: Skunky, Big Kitty and Dozer
Second Row: Orange Kitty, Raccoon and Chickadee, and Little Kitty
In Back: The Man
C h a p t e r 1
Second Row: Orange Kitty, Raccoon and Chickadee, and Little Kitty
In Back: The Man
C h a p t e r 1
Skunky
was so proud of himself. He had eaten all morning long. The trash can
was already tipped over so he didn't have to do any fancy footwork to
get into it. There was bread and salad with dressing, a half piece of
fish and an apple that he saved for last.
He'd
gotten up and left his den a long time before the sun rose, while the air was still quite chilly. It was the best time to go foraging.
None of the other animals were around and even the dog was still
asleep in his house.
Patches
of sunlight streamed over the ground and there were lots of places
where the snow was mostly gone. As he waddled along he stepped on the
cool dirt, then the cold snow, and then over warm piles of dead, but
illuminated, leaves. The warm spots made him think of sleeping. He
was awful tired and he couldn't wait to find a nice private spot
where he could just sleep the day away.
In
the shadows along the edge of the piles of metal and tires, where the
yard met the forest, he heard rustling. He stopped and sniffed there
air. “Smells like a skunk,” he said suspiciously. “Oh, no I
guess that's me!” He took a few steps and then definitely heard
someone in the woods up ahead.
Slowing
down a bit, he kept pointed in the direction he wanted to go, but
looked back and forth, back and forth. Then, suddenly he saw two
green eyes staring at him. Black blotches on the face he saw made it
look like it was only half there. He stomped his little feet as hard
as he could on the ground. The eyes only blinked and then continued
to stare at him.
“Who
are you?!” he snorted. “I'm very dangerous you know!” His
broken voice betrayed the fact that he was not even an adult yet. The
face yawned. He could tell because he saw a bright red tongue.
“Who
are you?” a silky female voice questioned back.
“I'm
Skunky, and I'm very dangerous.”
There
was a short giggle from the strange face. “You're more like... very
'smelly' I think.”
Skunky
took this as a compliment. He crept forward, then lunged back. Then
he crept a little further forward, then lunged back again. “Show
yourself!” he half squeaked.
“OK.
Don't get excited...” Out from the darkness of a row of tires
walked a small black and white cat. Her face was half covered in very
dark patches. She looked mature, but well-groomed, and a bit chubby.
“My name is Little Kitty.”
“Oh,”
said Skunky, “I've seen you around.”
“Yes,
I've been here a long time,” said Little Kitty, “but this is the
first spring I've seen you here. You look pretty young. Where's your
mama?”
“I
don't need a mama anymore. I can take care of myself.” He felt
confident enough to casually but carefully walk up to within a few
feet of Little Kitty.
“Well,
maybe just barely old enough to get into trouble.” He could tell
she was just kidding, by how her eyes closed slightly into a smile.
“I think I knew your mama. Was her name Lady?”
“I...I
don't want to talk about it,” said Skunky, looking down.
“She...left one night and never came back.”
Little
Kitty saw that Skunky DID want to talk about it without showing that
he wanted to talk. “Yes, I knew her. I didn't know she had a kit
who was able to leave his den?”
“I
knew her too,” came a different voice came from the woods.
Skunky
went into overreaction mode, jumping and spinning around to his left,
with his tail up over his back.
“Don't
be afraid,” said Little Kitty, “that's Orange Kitty. He lives
here too.”
Orange
Kitty hobbled out of the woods' edge and into a patch of sunlight.
“You
walk funny,” Skunky blurted out.
“It's
because I only have three legs, duh!” Orange Kitty was used to
dealing with these kinds of brusk observations from others. He was
only a few years old himself, but had grown up way too fast.
“Some
cats only have three legs?” Sometimes Skunky got easily confused.
Little
Kitty butted into the conversation, “He lost part of his leg in the
tool barn.”
“Oh...”
Skunky seemed to be lost in thought for a moment. “Well, why don't
you find it and put it back on?”
Orange
Kitty rolled his eyes.
“That
isn't how it works, Skunky. Once we lose something that is attached
to us, it is gone for good.”
“Oh.”
Skunky looked around, a bit embarrassed by being the youngest one
there.
“Ruffff!”
came a sound on the other side of the tire pile.
“It's
the dog!” warned Orange Kitty. He immediately headed back off into
the woods, but this time he moved fast and very well. Having three
legs didn't mean he could run. He could actually run faster!
Skunky
wasn't quite as scared as the other two, but he wasn't in the mood to
strut his “stuff” for the dog, he already felt too bloated from
eating so much..
“You
better hide in the tires, Skunky,” said Little Kitty with some fear
tightening her smooth voice. Her eyes were large, and for a moment
this made him more nervous than he had been. He walked clumsily into
the nearest row of tires.
Little
Kitty was watching him, when the dog came skidding around the corner
about 50 feet away... “Argggg...RUFF, ruff, ruff ruff!!” the dog
snorted, “I'm gonna get ya this time Little Kitty!”
She
stood as if she were as still as a rock. “Hishhhhcch!” she
hissed. “You always say that!”
The
dog cocked his head for a moment, not expecting this still pose from
her—just standing there. Usually she turned and immediately ran.
“Hahuuoo?” he asked, in so many words.
He
walked slowly trying to be sneaky, then broke into a medium gallop
straight toward her. As he got closer and closer he began to pick up
a scent in the air. It was weak at first but quickly became stronger.
He stopped in his tracks about 20 feet in front of her. “A SKUNK?”
he asked angrily. “Rrrr-I don't get it? You're a CAT!”
Little
Kitty's ears went back, and she lifted her tail as high as she could,
then began slowly, ever so slowly, to turn around while making sure
her gaze stayed over her shoulder and right at the dog.
He
didn't want to look unsure, but he just could not help himself...
“Hahuuoo?” He walked forward by a few...cautious...steps. The
smell was even stronger, overpowering to him. This wasn't fair! How
could she be a cat AND a skunk at the same time. He was completely
boggled.
Then
came an “Ahhhh-choo!” from his right side in the tires. He looked
into the darkness of the tire pile. Two tiny eyes looked out at him,
from slightly up ahead. A skunk? “What the..?” The dog was
beginning to put it all together. And Little Kitty was beginning to lose her advantage. The dog started to growl in earnest, in a low
pitch, then a little louder... “RUFFF!” He barked out at all who
might be around him. He smiled a bit and looked back at Little Kitty.
Little
Kitty knew the jig was up, and she took off like a rocket. The dog
took off after her. He wasn't even close to catching up to her as
they ran down the line of tires. But then she stepped on a large
stick in the ice. It had been warmed in the morning sun and rolled
out from under her feet. She flew sideways for a of couple feet clear
off the ground, then ungracefully skidded through the shredded
leaves to a sharp stop on her side.
When
she flipped up and around, back on all four feet, she was face to
face with the dog who was smiling, but also growling. He raised his
upper lip and fluttered it a bit for extra effect...
Never
in her many years of being chased by the dog, had she ever been in
this situation before. Cats don't like to back up, and she quickly
realized she couldn't anyway, for the fence was right there. Had she
been a little more ahead when this happened she simply would have
darted up and over the pile of tires. But a move like that at this
point, meant the risk her rear end would get caught in those ugly,
bull dog jaws.
“I
guess this is it,” she said hissing and arching her back, summoning
all the courage she could.
Now,
the dog knew very well that cats were dangerous when they were
cornered and actually have to fight. They put on a great show before
hand, melodramatically spitting and hissing like snakes, growling
their own kind of growl mixed with a spooky half-screaming, cry.
He
often thought they were a bit over the top with it all. But the only
other time he had cornered a cat, many years ago, he'd underestimated
the situation and got his head too close. The cat had reached out
those razor claws and swiped the side of his face so ferocity that he
hadn't felt it for a moment...then came the pain. The cat had nicked
the edge of his eyelid too, and it ached for a week with the
swelling, itching results. THAT cat had gotten away. It left the yard
and never came back. But he had paid a price.
The
sun had risen above the trees on this late spring morning. And that
certain glint, that sparkle that only this time of day can produce,
shimmered off the small, dirty snow bank next to the fence. What had
been a floor of shadows in the woods was now fully illuminated.
Little
Kitty was brave. She had been through the coldest winter ever this
year. She had seen the seasons come and go too many times to count.
She had seen her smaller animal friends born, live their lives and
die. She was suddenly not afraid anymore.
Animals
have one moment in their lives when all the things are added up. The
experiences of living become equal to eternity. The days of struggle
are negated by the days of triumph and hunger is replaced with
fullness. If today was her day to lie down and become stiff, then it
was meant to be. But she knew one thing for sure: She was gonna fight
like heck before the great sleep came!
She
instinctively pounced toward the dog. He wasn't expecting this and
jumped back, cocking his head again in surprise. “Hahuuoo?”
See
this weakness in him, she jumped forward again, then stood there
gripping into the ground with her very prominent claws. He jumped
back further. He wasn't used to be opposed and this threw him off. He
looked down at those vicious weapons, and thought of his eye lid.
What if it was his EYE this time.
She
growled, and half screeched, “What's wrong dog?!” Aren't you
gonna finish me off?”
He
sat down without thinking about it. And said “Grrr!!?” a bit
halfheartedly. He was torn between his instinct to grab her in his
teeth and his fear of being scratched.
“Well???!!!”
she insisted.
His
upper lip fell back to its normal position. And he just panted. It
occurred to him that maybe taking the next step really wasn't worth
it. As the dog's mind poured over the dilemma, Little Kitty began to
realize that this dog was having some issues with his typical junk
yard duties.
He
further sank down to just lying on his stomach. “No...no I don't
need to finish you off.”
Stunned,
Little Kitty sat down herself. “Are...you...KIDDING me?” she
teased. “You are a junk yard dog. Your one and only job in the
whole world is to be mean and nasty and to attack!”
“I
know,” he said, smiling sheepishly. “But I'll let you in on a
little secret... I've never actually hurt anyone. I love to chase
them. It's in my blood! But when it comes to finishing them off, I
get a bit confused in my mind.”
“Maybe
your heart's just not in it?”
“Oh,
I don't know...I just don't know...” He looked a bit sad for a
moment.
By
this time Skunky, who had watched the whole affair from within the
tire row, decided to come out and investigate. He was too curious to
let the moment pass without seeing what was going on at the end of
the tire pile. He had a supreme sense of self-confidence knowing he
possessed some kind of secret weapon, but he was quite unsure of just
what it was. So, he simply walked up behind the dog and said, “HI!!”
You'd
thought a bomb had gone off behind that poor dog. He jumped up and
turned around. “No! Please don't spray me!”
Ah,
ha! Now Skunky understood. Whenever he had gotten mad at something,
like when he couldn't get up and into the trash can, he felt the
strange urge to spray it with his rear end. THAT was his secret
weapon! He was cagey enough to keep this self revelation from the
other two. He just smiled a big smile to himself. “I won't, dog.”
“Oh,
THANK YOU. Nothing is worse, not even 'the boot.'”
“What's
'the boot'?” Little Kitty inquired.
“It's
from the man. If he's mad at me he gives me the boot.” Seeing that
Skunky and Little Kitty didn't get what he was talking about, he went
on... “I work for the man. He built this yard. I think the man
lives forever; not like us. And he rules everything. And you don't
want to make him angry because he does things that are very cruel.”
“Things?”
Skunky asked.
“On
me he uses the boot. It is like thick skin that he wears on his feet.
If I don't come back to the house right away, he kicks me with it. He
doesn't do it very hard and doesn't really hurt, but I wish he would
just trust that I am getting slower and that I'd still come back
every time.
“He's
not always like that. It is just every now and then. Usually he
ignores me and let's me do whatever I want. I got out and ran around
outside the fence, actually outside the yard one time...only once
though... and, because he was very, VERY angry about it, he threw the
boot at me. But he missed... HA!! Wooohhooo!
“He
even gave me my own name. And it isn't an animal name.” The dog
shut his mouth and titled his head up a little making him appear very
regal.
“Well??”
said Little Kitty...
“He
named me Dozer.”
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